the-august-one:

I watched and can confirm.

stormesandshowers:

awkwordalex:

stormesandshowers:

xelamanrique318:

xelamanrique318:

anyways, who would bottom in this scenario?

the answer, of course, is me

The lord gave me two holes for a reason

fishfunk:

tessathompsonsstrapon:

true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys

relevant twitter meme

brienne-of-tarth:

caroldanversenthusiast:

he is the moment

persephinae:

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

zetareticulanbf:

“Undercover Police in gay clubs”